Colonics and coke

New game plan!
Bi-monthly colonics and do coke. I bet I could loose a small child each time. And coke, all the coke whores are skinny. Hmmm... I bet thats why they do it. Note to self: make sure coke makes you skinny. I'd hate to become addicted to the wrong drug. I feel much more relaxed with the new plan. Alot less work. Plus who doesn't feel better after a good poop.

I wonder if one of my sisters would get a colonic with me. Some good ol' sisterly bonding!

Tomorrow dinner with mom and dad. Sabatoge in progress. Just need to pick very fatty meal... maybe that chocolate covered salad... OK sissy, you can stop crying now! Trying to figure out how to make grandma fatter!! Grandma can't be skinnier than mommy.

Did weights tonight instead of treadmill then a lil floor routine with scary spice. I'm fabuloso now. When I drop the weight... whats next. Oh yeah, some more jewelry and some more chores done around this house. LOOK OUT JOSHUA

Oh and found the smell thats been following me around for the past 3 days. Its Scarlet! She was smuggling cheesey milk around in her 3rd chin. Here I only looked in the 1st and 2nd. Maybe I can go 4 days without a shower. I wasn't the smelly one