take off the feedbag Mr Ed

Ok it's TIME! TAKE OFF THE FEEDBAG!!!!!! Oh my Fatty, roll away from the food. I am going to give Santa a run for his money. It is so hard to get back on track. BUT, looking at the old photos, I have come a long way. I used to drag around a tank for a bootie. Oh and I forgot to mention the breasts the size of prize winning pumpkins. ughhhh. I guess its time to ZUMBA.

An epic beauty

The epic saga of beautiful girl and belly flat continues...

Wow I haven't posted since April 3. I usually have the mentality that you should own your flaws. BUT, I just can't own this belly flap! It definetly owns me. I haven't posted because I've been so down about this excess belly skin. It is driving me mad. My belly will look smaller, and then I put jeans on. WELL, the jeans gathers it all up and there lies the flap. Standing so proud for the world to see. Note to self: try and find some sort of belly band. Rhino strength.

Well this is my do or die week. I'm going to try and do everything right this week. I want to loose 3 lbs. I haven't gained anything since my last post, but I haven't lost either. Oh Lordie! Why isn't working out like candy! I love candy!

small sucess!!

Weigh in was a small sucess today. 2.4 lbs I'll take it!! Working out is paying off. It's a nice encouragement. Time to get going!! One step closer to my new cape

Oh our new beginnings

We tried coloring eggs. First we tried eating the eggs. Then beating them off the table. Maybe next year will be better. Miss Scarlet is now a big girl! No binkie for her. After a couple hrs of screaming, she gave in. So we are all free of the torment that is the binkie.

The work out is doing great. Yesterday I did a morning floor routine, a mile on the treadmill, and my Totally fit video. So far today I did a floor routine, moved my living room around and moved in the treadmill, and did 1.3 mile on the treadmill. Tonight I'll do the video and some love handle exercises. Gotta at least make it into some capris for summer.

Spring brings another new beginning

while cleaning out the junk from our home, it makes me think of a new beginning for alot of things. With putting on 2 lbs for the last 4 weeks, I start to wonder. What is it going to take for me to get serious? I've even found a way to get past my Brazilian watch dogs. The key is, is when you grocery shop, put your snacks on the counter instead of in your cupboards. Oh there is always a way! BUT, my waistline is NOT shrinking. So its Monday...

So its Monday and time for the beginning. With the ''BIG D" yesterday, my colon is clean! Step 1 complete. Step 2 is to exercise everyday. Maybe if my children will allow me to sleep I can get up and do a floor routine, watch the news, and have a cup of coffee. Note to self: ask children to sleep. Step 3: More culture. Thats a fun step. Just bought tickets to the opera. The marriage of Fiagaro. Its expensive, but worth it. I refuse to let life pass me by and not enjoy it. Step 4: look out Tristan. It's time to focus on potty training and learning more. Note to self: get Tristan to sit still for more than 10 seconds. Lastly is there time for step 5? Quilting. I know sisters, I'm an old woman. In this ever changing life, I would love to find time for quilting. Its my way I guess for a lil creative outlet. We'll see I guess.

I'm hopeful in the beginning of spring. Time for the dark cloak of winter to lift!! (and for the lift of these Fabulous boobies, butt, and a lil tucking of this tummy)

A cape for Jessie Rae...

I'm working towards my cape. They won't start it until I start losin weight instead of putting it on. So last post was on the 16, hmmmm whats happened since? Well at last weigh in I put on 2 lbs. Awesome. My excellence proceeds me! ha ha The new Fabulous Jessie Rae is a work in progress. The weight project is still to be seen. But adding a lil' coulture to my life has been great! I'm really enjoying my self with a big side of guilt. I've just seen Grease the musical and the opera Carmen. Carmen was spectacular. I am just a well rounded person.(I do mean "round") I will be amazing!! I'm working on not feeling guilty leaving my children. Also my Lil baby Jimmy past away. There never will be and never has been another special lil guy like him.

I never wanted children in highschool. Then I started working at CL&L and met my Jimmy, Chris, and Sean. Caring for them and loving them, we became a family. Working one on one with Jimmy, our relationship was special. Although he passed at 61, he was like one of my children. Our close relationship showed me that children would be a nessesary part of my life. I'll always love that lil stinker.

As always, life is changing. As am I. I am always a work in progress.

Man, them brazilian watchdogs!

Those Brazilian watch dogs are wicked! Everytime I look at the fridge or the snack cupboard I get greeted by these woman. Each and every one of those girls look at me and laugh. " Look girls, ewwww she's a fatty to fatty and we're so skinny and lying on a beach." All I get is attitude! lol So I walk away with guilt and make myself do a lil' floor routine. It's the guilt that does me in.

Well hopefully by the weekend I'll see results. Something needs to happen. Come on Fabulous Jessie Rae!!

OH MY GOD BECKY...

So surfing thru the channels I see Brazil butt lift. Hmmm... whats this? Another workout system. I know. But seeing people loosing 6 lbs in a week and their before and after pics, makes me feel like a lump! I've lost all motivation. I set goals, which is nice, but only work if you try and reach them. Ugh... This past week my goal was to loose 4 lbs. I PUT ON 2! Come on fatty to fatty!

So I'm gonna try something new. I worked out in my shorts and tank for the first time and saw myself. Holy Moly. Thats some nasty stuff. Wooooo! So new inspiration is I printed out pics of Brazilian swimsuit models cause they're curvier, and stuck them on my fridge and on the snack food cupboard. May sound funny, but I need something to scare me away from those 2 places. We'll see...

Fort MiMi

We built a fort today with Tristan, my parents, Aunt Erika, and Me(MiMi). My work out I guess. I was pretty sore before bed. What a cute lil' stinker

Weekly weigh in

Well I only lost 1 lb last week. BUT, I expected to gain so oh well. 1 lb is better than gaining. Besides, when you eat like a pig for a week you can't expect anything good to come of it. So Its time to get back on track. Went shopping with Beth and was sooo jealous. I wanted to shop for cute clothes!!! It sucks being a fatty fatty bo batty.

This weeks goal is to loose 4 lbs. Its a lot but it'll take me to the next set of numbers that I haven't seen in 2 yrs. I've lost 5 lbs in a week before so it can be done!

Lady Scarlet

3 month photos of Scarlet Rae

BETRAYAL

What a betrayal! I just found out that my mother has started working out behind my back! It was easy winning a weight loss contest when the person your against isn't excercising. Now mother is working out before work even! WHAT IS THAT... Judas. I guess I have to put down the slimjims, taffy, chips, and rice crispy treats. Yes, I have gotten WAY off track.

Note to self: quit being a pig

Ok, enough fun Jessie Rae. Time to start kicking butt. Vacation is over

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So 2 lbs lost last week. 5.5 lbs total for Feb. Not my goal but I'll take it. Beat mother again. I'm starting to feel bad for always beating her. Maybe I'll give her the offer thats up for grabs.

I finished the Pub for my hubby.(thanks mom and dad) Now a new project. Moving Lady Scarlet to her own room. I tried putting the kids together and they just wake eachother up all night. So I have to tear down my office, find new places for things, and move her in. Oh boy! THIS will NOT be fun. But at least I'll get some sleep when its done.

Here I come MARCH... look out. I'm gonna be outta control!

2 more lbs, come on girl!!

Ahhh, a moment of peace. Kids still sleeping.So I lost 2 lbs last week. ugh! I just can not get into the groove again. My kiddos have been keeping me busy. Tristan has been sick for almost a week and Scarlet can be sooo needy lol. By the end of the day, I can't function anymore. My brain is melting, MELTING!! (Oh boy, Tristan is waking up) Plus my shoulders have been hurting really bad again. Thanks to my old butt wiping injury. Thank you Christopher. Anyways, 2 lbs is better than none. My mother has a treadmill now thanks to Nicole Elyse. If she starts loosing the weight really fast, I'm in trouble. She can't win!! She must be defeated. Note to self: take down Mother.

Also, as part of my new Fabulous Jessie Rae, I'm getting a little culture in my life. I just got tickets to Grease and to the opera Carmen. Ok, Grease isn't culture, but it'll be fun. And alas, my free time just died. Tristan is awake.

note to Bethany Ann: thanks for the wonderful shopping day yesterday. I still hurt

Enter Mrs. Fabuloso

Ok here they are. The new me and the old me. Notice the Fabuloso highlights.
Good lord was my hair long! About 8 or 9 inches gone. And maybe my hair did look too long... Sisters. Anyways, I guess change is good. Well back to working out before bed. Feel the burn baby!

Slowly she emerges from the water like a goddess. Water dripping like liquid gold from her luscious locks. Legs smooth like butter... Oh yes... I showered 3 out of the 4 days!! It's been brought

So on the weight loss. I lost the 2 lbs that I put on last week. I did not loose the 5. BUT, this week is a new week. I have a new do, I'm painting my nails monroe red, and I have a giddy in my step. Look out world, Fabulous Jessie Rae is on the prowl!!!

needed: motivation

I so need motivation. I'm slowing down fast! I'm becoming a lump very fast. My belly flap is bringing me down. Even if I loose all my weight, I'll still have this massive stretched out skin flap hanging. When I do my mountain climbin excersizes, my stomach is tight underneath, and my flap just hangs. Its so wrong. I could hide a small child UNDER my flap. AAHHHHHHHH... what can I do?!

So, new game plan. I'm gonna bring back Tae bo. Maybe I'll swap back and forth between my 2 videos. I'm watching The Biggest Looser for the first time. Hopin for a lil zip.

OK. Skinny here I come. I can always get a tummy tuck right? I already have 2 c-section scars. This body is already beat. Oke-dokee, here we go. Note to self, check the price of tummy tuck. Oh. and find someone to pay for tummy tuck.

HaHa. People are falling on biggest looser. I love it when people go down!!

Fatty Fatty Bo Batty!!

So Fabulous Jessie Rae enters the room. She saunters towards the scale. She drowns in anxiety. Come on, one good poop! I know I could drop a few lbs. Alas, my bowels have stage fright. One foot at a time Jessie Rae... 2 lbs heavier!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH COME ON!

Ok, what is it gonna take? My 9 lb goal is 2 lbs further away. Mercy me. This week was terrible. You can't eat your meals and graze all day long. But its a new week. I'm saying it again. Its on now! Hhmmm, maybe this time I mean it.

I'm gonna exercise everyday. EVERYDAY JESSIE RAE!!!

Pains of motherhood

Well if I can bring this body back after 3 kids, anyone can! I had kids at 6, 25, and 27. This ol' girl is beat! And yes 6. According to a lady at Kohls, I look like my 21 year old sissy's mother. What is that all about? Come on, are you trying to make me meet up with a train?! AHHHHHH... Ok I'm bringing it

I'm starting a whole body over-haul. From my hair to my toes... back to my high school days. Its sad when you get to the point when you go to the post office in your lounging pants, unmatched shirt, flip flops, greasy hair and of course no make-up. You just don't care. Of course it doesn't help when you live in Plumville and the girl beside you looks worse than you. I told my husband I've gotta start bringing it and he says,"who do you have to impress?" Ok, a little encouragement please. Tell me, " hey ugly, get a bath, put some concealer on those bags, and scrap the baby cereal off your purse.

Ok so my goal for this month is to loose 9lbs. 10 is just pushing it. That will put me in the next set of numbers. Sexy here I come!!!

MY NAME IS VICTOR

I am the CHAMPION!!! Call me Victor.. oh yeah. I lost 9.4 lbs this month which is 5.02% weight lost!! I'm the weiner.

So 2 lbs this week. Not as good as last week but I'll take it. I went to Pittsburgh on Thurs and then shopped. Had a schmagel, flatbread sandwhich, cheese fries, and a couple mini Twix. Wow fatty to fatty. I started a colon cleanse last night. No poop this morning yet. Can't wait! haha

Well mother, Til next week. You better bring it. It's ON...

Don't they know who I am?!!

Fabulous Jessie Rae is not Fabulous because I'm weak and need people to take care of me. I can take care of my own BIDNESS and don't like it when people try to push me! Man I hate people... but I digress.

Anyways, frustration helps my workouts. I have been working out every night. Tonight I was seronated by the sounds of Scarlet passing gas. Very reminisant of my days playing trumpet in the band. Oh her boyfriend will just love that about her. I need to find a way to add weights next. I've been working on abs and butt. I can see a diff already. My upper abs and sides are tightening but God that big jelly pouch!!! Wow how nasty. I believe in owning your flaws, but MAN. I think there are limits. And I think one boob is bigger than the other now too. What are you gonna do.

5 lbs last week. What will it be this week? This Sat is the last weigh in. Well I guess I'll finish watching Days. I'm so tired of Carly. I need cheesy frys

I'm to Sexy

I wake up with anticipation. I make my way to the scale, climb on, and close my eyes. Give my self a moment. I'm so nervous! I actually worked really hard this week. If weight doesn't come off, I'm afraid I'll give up! I open my eyes... I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS SCALE... TOO SEXY IT HURTS!!! 5 LBS LIGHTER. And just then the heavens opened and angels sang. I'm on my way.

My girl scary spice is taking me places.(mel B totally fit work out video). I'm on fire. I put on a skinny shirt today I so proud of my self. I def don't look skinny but I feel skinny. So close your eyes everybody. Don't mind the bagel and muffin top.

Talked to my bff Mary yesterday. Coke is out; crack is in. But warned of tooth decay. Wonder how much each tooth weighs! lol Thank you Mary. Maybe I'll abandon that plan. I need my teeth. Carnival work isn't really my style. Oh well, it doesn't hurt to shoot for the stars.

5 lbs. I am sooo awesome!! Exit Fabulous Jessie Rae

Colonics and coke

New game plan!
Bi-monthly colonics and do coke. I bet I could loose a small child each time. And coke, all the coke whores are skinny. Hmmm... I bet thats why they do it. Note to self: make sure coke makes you skinny. I'd hate to become addicted to the wrong drug. I feel much more relaxed with the new plan. Alot less work. Plus who doesn't feel better after a good poop.

I wonder if one of my sisters would get a colonic with me. Some good ol' sisterly bonding!

Tomorrow dinner with mom and dad. Sabatoge in progress. Just need to pick very fatty meal... maybe that chocolate covered salad... OK sissy, you can stop crying now! Trying to figure out how to make grandma fatter!! Grandma can't be skinnier than mommy.

Did weights tonight instead of treadmill then a lil floor routine with scary spice. I'm fabuloso now. When I drop the weight... whats next. Oh yeah, some more jewelry and some more chores done around this house. LOOK OUT JOSHUA

Oh and found the smell thats been following me around for the past 3 days. Its Scarlet! She was smuggling cheesey milk around in her 3rd chin. Here I only looked in the 1st and 2nd. Maybe I can go 4 days without a shower. I wasn't the smelly one

ewww lala

Slowly she emerges from the treadmill hair swinging, hips swaying. She looks and moves like a latin dancing queen. Cue the sexy construction men whistling.

1 mile on treadmill and a lil floor routine, I go into cardiac arrest. Soooo out of shape. What ever happened to the day when I could run a mile in gym class in about 8 min. Now I walk a mile in almost 20. Oh how age has forsaken me. Things don't start to hang from age. Its children.

I count today a success. Shakira has nothing on me!

kick in the acorn

OMG! still bleeding... too weak to treadmill. Very faint. Need a field IV. I am doing terrible with this new age theory of excersize. Hopefully its just a fad. Kind of like showering, brushing hair/teeth, and clean underwear. Anyone wanna come visit?

Maybe no excersize, but I did eat a salad and some chocolate yesterday which is a start. Cleaned yesterday too. Tristan was awake sooo... Today I cleaned all over again. Just ate a salad and cut up some veggies for a snack. Instead of doing this I should be on the mill. Thank God for this. I am terrible at getting into a program. I have to be thin for the summer. I can't use the same excuse that I used last summer. Getting pregnant so I didn't have to loose weight.

Ok.. getting into some comfy pants, sneakers, and a glass of water. Can someone come kick me in the acorn?

O pos blood needed

I'm loosing blood fast! transfusion needed. I told my husband my last wishes last night just in case. He probably wasn't listening so here they are as follows:

NO WOMEN allowed around my children!
Josh should morn my passing til the day he dies. Which probably will be soon. He will die of a broken heart. Since I'm so fabulous!
Shower me before the paramedics come.(day 3, not so fresh)
I should be sainted. I realize I have to be dead for that.
Mom, you get my children. Sorry I have no life insurance. hahaha

So because of my horrific period, I thought it best not to get on the readmill and bleed out yesterday. Yesterdays weigh in was bad. 2 lbs heavier. I blame it on the period. Sounds good. Headed to town now for healthy food and lots of heavy blood catchers. Not a fan of healthy food. Note to self: check fat content on chocolate covered salad. Josh is working away for the next week to 3 weeks. I should be about 35 lbs lighter by then right? Hmmm... maybe a can do some treadmillin tonight. Mom, your O pos right?

And I'm off!

Enter Fabuloous Jessie Rae on the treadmill. I start out cagie like a panther. I'm off like a shot! Breathing heavy, I look down. 1 calorie burned. Crap... maybe not so cagie!haha Ok so thats not so inspiring, but what is inspiring is the slapping sound of my luscious behind off my back! Note to self...fix that.

So my new years resolution is to loose weight. To get back to ME! I'm already pretty awesome with my shining personality, luscious locks, and amazing boobies! BUT... I do yearn for everything else to fall in line. So mother and I are in a month-to-month challenge!

The challenge:
$25 membership fee
Weigh in Saturday mornings
$1 per lb gained from prior week
Person who looses higher % wins the pot

So far at 1st weigh in, I've lost 4 lbs. Tomorrow is weigh in #2. Probably not going to be so good. I got my first period since having future Miss America, Miss Scarlet Rae!(1month 1 week old) Milk gone, spitting dust. Crap. That was really helping with the weight lose. I guess I'll have to excercise.

Todays workout- hahahaha
1/2 mile on treadmill/ 53 calories burned
then kids woke up. Thank you kids.
Not a great start, but its a start. Any longer and I would have needed oxygen anyway. Hmmm... maybe tonight before bed I'll try again.