Sunday, February 28, 2010

FREE OFFER

Offer for free: Extra weight. I'm not in need of this extra weight. Free to a good home. Will deliver or ship to recipent. Please call or email. Offer includes 40 lbs of weight, Stretch marks, and 9 in hair(not pubic).

So 2 lbs lost last week. 5.5 lbs total for Feb. Not my goal but I'll take it. Beat mother again. I'm starting to feel bad for always beating her. Maybe I'll give her the offer thats up for grabs.

I finished the Pub for my hubby.(thanks mom and dad) Now a new project. Moving Lady Scarlet to her own room. I tried putting the kids together and they just wake eachother up all night. So I have to tear down my office, find new places for things, and move her in. Oh boy! THIS will NOT be fun. But at least I'll get some sleep when its done.

Here I come MARCH... look out. I'm gonna be outta control!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

2 more lbs, come on girl!!

Ahhh, a moment of peace. Kids still sleeping.So I lost 2 lbs last week. ugh! I just can not get into the groove again. My kiddos have been keeping me busy. Tristan has been sick for almost a week and Scarlet can be sooo needy lol. By the end of the day, I can't function anymore. My brain is melting, MELTING!! (Oh boy, Tristan is waking up) Plus my shoulders have been hurting really bad again. Thanks to my old butt wiping injury. Thank you Christopher. Anyways, 2 lbs is better than none. My mother has a treadmill now thanks to Nicole Elyse. If she starts loosing the weight really fast, I'm in trouble. She can't win!! She must be defeated. Note to self: take down Mother.

Also, as part of my new Fabulous Jessie Rae, I'm getting a little culture in my life. I just got tickets to Grease and to the opera Carmen. Ok, Grease isn't culture, but it'll be fun. And alas, my free time just died. Tristan is awake.

note to Bethany Ann: thanks for the wonderful shopping day yesterday. I still hurt

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Enter Mrs. Fabuloso








Ok here they are. The new me and the old me. Notice the Fabuloso highlights.
Good lord was my hair long! About 8 or 9 inches gone. And maybe my hair did look too long... Sisters. Anyways, I guess change is good. Well back to working out before bed. Feel the burn baby!



Sunday, February 14, 2010

Slowly she emerges from the water like a goddess. Water dripping like liquid gold from her luscious locks. Legs smooth like butter... Oh yes... I showered 3 out of the 4 days!! It's been brought

So on the weight loss. I lost the 2 lbs that I put on last week. I did not loose the 5. BUT, this week is a new week. I have a new do, I'm painting my nails monroe red, and I have a giddy in my step. Look out world, Fabulous Jessie Rae is on the prowl!!!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

needed: motivation

I so need motivation. I'm slowing down fast! I'm becoming a lump very fast. My belly flap is bringing me down. Even if I loose all my weight, I'll still have this massive stretched out skin flap hanging. When I do my mountain climbin excersizes, my stomach is tight underneath, and my flap just hangs. Its so wrong. I could hide a small child UNDER my flap. AAHHHHHHHH... what can I do?!

So, new game plan. I'm gonna bring back Tae bo. Maybe I'll swap back and forth between my 2 videos. I'm watching The Biggest Looser for the first time. Hopin for a lil zip.

OK. Skinny here I come. I can always get a tummy tuck right? I already have 2 c-section scars. This body is already beat. Oke-dokee, here we go. Note to self, check the price of tummy tuck. Oh. and find someone to pay for tummy tuck.

HaHa. People are falling on biggest looser. I love it when people go down!!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Fatty Fatty Bo Batty!!

So Fabulous Jessie Rae enters the room. She saunters towards the scale. She drowns in anxiety. Come on, one good poop! I know I could drop a few lbs. Alas, my bowels have stage fright. One foot at a time Jessie Rae... 2 lbs heavier!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH COME ON!

Ok, what is it gonna take? My 9 lb goal is 2 lbs further away. Mercy me. This week was terrible. You can't eat your meals and graze all day long. But its a new week. I'm saying it again. Its on now! Hhmmm, maybe this time I mean it.

I'm gonna exercise everyday. EVERYDAY JESSIE RAE!!!